The Day My Pants Ripped

Most Embarrassing Moment of 2013

It was a lovely morning; I had just finished my 8 am class. I was heading to the sports cafe to grab some breakfast, and then head back to my dorm-room. I picked this day to be super conversational. I am a middle-school English major; there aren't many guys in this major. I picked this day to talk to them; I don't remember what about, it was brief, as we were walking down the stairs to go out of the building. I was in front of them walking...this is an important factor. So I get to the sports caff and get my usual--sausage biscuit and apple juice. I also pick this day to be super kind. Someone had dropped all their napkins all over the floor, so I reach down and retrieve all of his unnecessary napkins. My suit-mate at the time, bless her soul, comes over to inform me that my pants have ripped, and have been since I came into the cafe, and while I was bending over to get the guy's napkins, and probably while I was talking to those guys on the staircase. In light of the news, I used my purse as a shield and quickly walkeed back to Leslie Hall to change my $1 black skinnies that I purchased at a thrift store. (which every girl out there knows is a steal because they look like dress pants, and they were a dollar) When I got back to my room, I changed my pants and pretended that it never happened.